~jelykins

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." If he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

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....Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why mankind is too.

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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

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Sooo... yeah. Life is good.